Tornado Warning

A tornado warning is in affect for the Compton household until further notice.

This is a quiet storm, but do not underestimate it's power.

This tornado is capable of grabbing and destroying everything in reach, producing large amounts of slobber that will undoubtedly cover all of your belongings, producing large amounts of waste and twisting and turning in such a way that you are sure to never get it cleaned up, and scattering mushy cereal puffs all over the floor.

Although this storm is still developing, it is capable of moving very quickly. People in the surrounding area are encouraged to keep all belongings out of reach...if it is important to you, keep it to yourself.

You have been warned...Tornado Wade is in the area.