Do they have ANY idea?

We go to see The Wiggles tonight (for the second time) and I am just wondering...

Do they have ANY idea...

-that we have been counting down to this day since last year
-that they are missing a Wiggle, the fifth green Wiggle...William
-that my child dresses like one of them everyday
-that whoever he is dressed liked, he expects to be called by their name
-how annoyed Mommy and Daddy get when their child doesn't answer to his real name
-that, at one point, my child didn't want to wear underwear because he wasn't convinced that The Wiggles wore them
-that 3/4 of the times we go to the library, we check out a Wiggle DVD...even though we have all the same exact ones at home
-that Mommy and Daddy catch themselves singing Wiggle songs when they are alone...in the shower, in the car, in the kitchen
-that Little Brother didn't get to watch all the cute baby DVD's because The Wiggles are always on...LB is already in love
-that William eats Captain Crunch every morning...and calls it Wiggle Cereal...because it has all the Wiggle colors in it, plus green for him
-that Big Brother styles his hair like them...short like Anthony, sticky like Sam, etc...it all depends on who he is that day
-that when we go to Kroger, William has to ride in the carts that have the cars on the front (heaven forbid we don't get a red one) and he sings Big Red Car the entire time, yes ENTIRE

They have NO idea!!!!!