Bye Bye Balls

My parents have a puppy, Tucker. BB came home last night with BIG news about Tucker.

BB: "Guess what happened to Tucker?"

Me: "What?"

BB: "His balls are gone."

Me: "WHAT???"

BB: "Yep, the dog doctor got a knife and cut off his balls."

Me: "Oh my. Why?" (playing dumb here)

BB: "I don't know. I think that is just what you have to do with dogs. He only has his weenie left."

Can I just say how thankful I am that I didn't get asked to explain that one. I'm not ready to open that big can of worms.

Poor Tucker.