Baby Pouch

Dear Baby Pouch,
News Flash!!! You're empty. And you have been now for 10 months. I would surely appreciate it if you deflated back to your normal size. This little pooch makes me feel like I am 2 months preggo. It just isn't working for me anymore.

Just when are you going to get the hint? I have tried depriving myself of food, doing hundreds of sit ups a day, and exercising...but you are still hanging around. I don't need you anymore. The baby is out. Sooo...GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
Flat-Stomach-Mommy-Wanna-Be