Fat

BB: "Mommy, are you fat?"

Me: "What?"

BB: "Are you fat?"

Me: "No, I'm not fat."

BB: "Yes, you are!"

Me: "I am?"

BB: "Yea, see how your leg is squishy? See! (as he pounds my thigh and it jiggles..WHO has a thigh that doesn't jiggle?) Who is bigger, you or Daddy?"

Me: "Daddy."

BB: "No he is not. Daddy's leg is not squishy. See."

Yea, I see. Daddy has sticks for legs. They are bones covered in flesh. And he has never been pregnant...I'm just sayin'.