An oval?

Occasionally, BB likes to take a bath with me in the *big bathtub*. After this conversation, it will probably never happen again.

Me: (Standing up, drying off - please try not to get a visual for this)

BB: "Mommy? Are you going to squish me? You have a big bottom."

Me: "NO!!! I don't have a big bottom."

BB: "Yes, you do. See, mine is like a circle and yours is like an oval. See, it goes like this. (drawing a oval in the air)

Yes...I get it. I know what an oval looks like. It's either longer than it is wide or wider than it is long--depending on how you look at it. Either way, not a good look for a bottom.